Jules Posner: Comedian

20 Signs You're A True S.F. Local aka 20 Signs You're A Completely Out Of Touch Blogger

The truth is we refer to ourselves as “Natives” not “Locals”. I’ve never drank in the park with a bunch of rich kids, because those kids didn’t hang out in the park with us public school kids. I did not go to Lowell. And who would go to a game to watch WCAL teams that aren’t even from SF (with the exception of Riordan) play? Please people stop making these lists. You’re embarrassing the natives.

All trips have ups and downs. This is an up. You’re looking at my face in Time Out New York Magazine.

All trips have ups and downs. This is an up. You’re looking at my face in Time Out New York Magazine.

Interesting that Castro goes with the open stance. Obviously he struggled with inside pitches.

Interesting that Castro goes with the open stance. Obviously he struggled with inside pitches.

(via mlboffseason)

Joke of the week: Jules Posner

Keepin’ it short and sweet in TimeOut New York

The Boston Red Sox invited Jason Collins to throw out a ceremonial first pitch. How do they know he’s not a catcher?

The Boston Red Sox invited Jason Collins to throw out a ceremonial first pitch. How do they know he’s not a catcher?

tumblrbot asked: ROBOTS OR DINOSAURS?

Robots. Dinosaurs would be scary as fuck in real life. Is there robot dinosaurs? That would fuck my life up.