You really have no excuse not to see me perform at some point in January. Look at my show calendar. There is some insanely cool stuff happening… everywhere you look. Raunchy shows, attic shows, Oakland shows, Punch Line shows, CD release parties, and my return to Iron Comic. I can probably get you in for free to some of these, too!
Get off your butts! You’re driving me bananas!
Everyone should go see Emily Heller, because everyone in the stand up community of San Francisco knows she will be famous eventually, so you should check her out now so you can say you saw her way back when.